Saturday, May 3, 2008

complaints

As you all know I work at a gym. Today I came in and saw that the girls from the earlier shift wrote about a couple complaints they had received from patrons of our gym. They were all similarly rediculous. I would just like to share them with you:

-We provide our customers with tootsie rolls at the front desk so that they can get their sugar levels up before and after working out. We received a complaint saying that a petition was going around the neighborhood to ban the tootsie rolls from our gym because the customers were throwing their garbage by nearby homes. Should I follow each member out and be like watch where you throw your garbage? No, that is absolutely rediculous.

-A second complaint was that we should show the ESPN station and not the food network because this is a gym. C'mon now we dont regulate our tv networks they are planet fitness stations. There is nothing we can do about this.

-The third complaint was that our butt booster machine should be arranged differently so people can not stare at your butt while working out, once again simply rediculous.

If people spent more time working out then complaining everything would be better

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